LET LOOSE THE LASERS!!!!

so this is fun... see how many different ways you can wreak havoc on the world (aka small black box)



**mich please use your computer magic to make this link work.. grassy ass!

OUR EVIL PLAN

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a ancient gomb, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

from the Evil Plan Generator at  http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

R.I.P. Rodrigo

It just hit me today that I no longer have a car. Haha it hit me! Yeah, so two days after that stupid hillbilly ran a red light at approximately 1:23am on April Fool's morning on 6th and Euclid (where all great accidents happen)... and Rodrigo is no longer. For those of you who knew him, rode him, named him - Ashley that's you! - went on roadtrips in him... he now looks like this:

this song is a tribute to my dearly departed... my Steelers blinged out, tires always going flat, polluting piece of freedom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwF9G3-XhBc&playnext_from=TL&videos=XCuiaXp57Kg
(for those who dont speak portuguese, basically this song is about pairs of things that should never, ever be separated, and the shorus is "and thats how i feel without you"
R.I.P. Rodrigo

Michael Buble Fans: Beware.

Do not get too close. You never know who else might be stalking him.

It sure ain't TMZ

And so it begins...

IHOP- International House Of Perfectly-splendid-schemes.

ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE MICHINDA BICHARDSON!


...looooove you!