Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a ancient gomb, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.from the Evil Plan Generator at http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php
